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Chick Dissection - Sin Busters

December 31st, 2007 | Category: Chick Dissections, Funny, Religion

Do not hold up too much hope. This is nothing like Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters is far, far more realistic.

A detailed description of the 10 Commandments, and why Jesus is the only way to heaven.

Much like how Harry Potter gives a detailed description of witchcraft. Except, the people who write these believe in witches. And that Harry Potter accurately depicts them.

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Do not be fooled by the picture. Nothing like Ghostbusters.

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Chick Dissection - The Poor Little Witch

August 28th, 2007 | Category: Chick Dissections, Religion

She thought she could mess with Satan and then quit. But someone had to pay the price.

Is this going to be a Godfather allegory? Or perhaps some other stereotypical Mafia type storyline? Hold on, I’m getting to be a bit ridiculous. Chick Tracts don’t have storylines.

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Indeed it is a little witch. Look the broomstick is taller than her. And she’s sucking her thumb!

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Chick Dissection - Big Daddy?

August 14th, 2007 | Category: Chick Dissections, Religion

For those of you that don’t know about Chick tracts, they are mind-numbingly idiotic comic strips written to promote a narrow and equally mind-numbingly stupid viewpoint. Nobody I know is in favour of or believes such a view.

Now for the dissection.

A student proves evolution is full of holes.

No. He doesn’t. And just to point one thing out, that wouldn’t automatically make any other viewpoint true.

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It’s an ape and a banana. That makes me certain that this won’t be Chick disproving or discrediting strawmen.

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